FRUIT CAKE |
How to NOT make
First you'll need kitchen utensils. ; You know, those things only your Mom knows about. -> Misogyny not intended.
Then you'll probably need fruit. ; Oranges, Bananas, Apples, Pears, uh... ; Coconuts? Sure, it's a fruit. Tomatoes too, pour them right in.
Hm, I believe Peas and Beans are seeds... ; But what the heck! ; They're Vegetables after all! Just add all that shit!
Then you stir it all. Yes, stirred, not shaken. ; After you've stirred, verify it's consistency with a spoon (it has to be very soft) and put it in the oven for about, hmmm... 5 minutes to warm up, 10 to cook, something like that.
Then clean yourself (and the kitchen too), invite friends and set the table.
Finally, Have a Party! I'm sure it's SUPER!
"I did it myself! With the help of a spectacular Manual!"
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1º é o sketch original. 2º é o sketch digital. 3º é, uh, o produto final. Feito em GIMP.
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1st is the original sketch. 2nd is t he digital sketch. 3rd is, uh, the final product. GIMP made.
E... todo feito de forma digital. É um manual de instruções. A ideia original era fazer uma série chamada Mr. Goodwill, que seria um Cavalheiro que em situações de vida e morte, ele torna-se no ser mais irascível de sempre; instruções de sobrevivência.
Mas era demasiado grande, por isso alterei para algo mais espontâneo. Daí o manual de como NÃO fazer um bolo de fruta, com uma convidada especial.
Mr. Goodwill será feito no futuro, pois claro.
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And... all made digitally. It's an instruction manual. The original idea was to make a series called Mr. Goodwill, who's a Gentleman, that in situations on life and death, he turns into the most irascible being ever; survival instructions.
But it was too big, so I altered it so something more spontaneous. Hence, the manual on how to NOT do a fruitcake, with a special guest.
Mr. Goodwill will be made in the future, of course.